So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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