is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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