The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
