Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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