Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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