Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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