i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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