i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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