Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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