About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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