I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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