I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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