I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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