I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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