i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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