just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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