STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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