I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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