going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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