definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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