I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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