I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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