i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
it glows. i had to have it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
