I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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