I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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