Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
My vagina just clenched in fear
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