I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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