those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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