i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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