She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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