I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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