I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize