honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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