I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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