I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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