the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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