No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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