i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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