u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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