it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Woke up backwards on a recliner
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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