More tranny stories later!
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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