no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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