i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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