and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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