I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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