It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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