I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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