how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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