it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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