i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I wish i was in the wii world.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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