Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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