Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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