is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
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