you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
