I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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